28 May 2010

Bath

I come from an ancient breed of dog, thousands of years old and believed to be the oldest breed on the North American continent. In fact, both bone and ivory carvings, dating at 12,000 and 20,000 years old, have been found which depict my ancestors much as we are today. Five hundred years ago my kin were hunting polar bears and other Arctic mammals for food. In 2010 I am sitting in a tub, to be shampooed and conditioned. Conditioner on a dog! Oh, the caninity! What would my proud, strong, ancestors think? Conditioner. I'm just sayin'...

10 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Fur dog's sake, please NO BOWS!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Teddy Westlife said...

Oh Suka, you look so sad! Mum says if you come here she won't make you have a bath. I hope you shook your wet furs all over K in revenge!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You don't look so happy. Why not??? it feels great to take a bath. I say Yes to conditioner ... you'll love it and will definitely put a smile on your face. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

White Dog Blog said...

Suka, my friend, your ancestors would say, "That strong and noble beast is as handsome as he is wise and skilled! He must be a special spirit. Let us honor him!"

missbreezysbox said...

My dogs have never gotten conditioner Suka. My husband and I decided along time ago it was best to wash our dogs after an incident with Titan. Titan was a male Siberian Husky and they stuck pink bows on him. Can you believe the ignorance?

bbes tribe said...

Suka, conditioner even.... You look pitiful .. we bet that when you are done you will feel so free & happy. Maybe even run around & dry off your ears.....
Wags
Ernie,Sasha,Chica

Teddy Bear said...

Suka, I look just like you during bath time! We had one on Thursday, no fun. What WOULD our ancestors think?! I guess we can submit to the torture of shampooing. Your shower looks super cool!

Love,
Teddy Bear

♥ Sallie said...

LOL! At least you will be soft and silky. :)

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof Suka,

For revenge, may we suggest rolling around in a nice pile of dirt while you're still wet. That'll teach K. Hope all is well with your pack.

Desert Pups,
Toby, Norman, Keiko and The Ghost of Scuba

Dogmom Diva said...

Suka, oh dear, now admit it you liked that bath and how clean you were after!
You are so handsome..I have three dogs, Gracie is a Dalmatian, India is a lab mix (her tail looks like yours) and Halo he is a doxie.
Just sayin hi, just found your blog! Hi to K your Human!

Barb